Ho Hum

I'm bored, so I've been trying to think up some names for my typewriter duo. It's a lot harder than I thought it would be.

I'm really tempted to name my blue Underwood Baby, because I love that thing to death. Of course, I need to USE it, but I don't have a desk, and (list of other excuses here).

I want to name my DeLuxe something alluring yet dark. Really dark. But at the same time all I really wanna do is name it Wednesday because the Addams Family rocks no matter when it was filmed. You can't ruin that stuff!! It would really help if it was back and shiny, but a machine like that is never going to look right black and shiny.

Maybe I need a new Underwood....or a nice Remington...

EDIT:
Someone in the typosphere needs to buy this.